Kam Chancellor is a Whiney Little Biotch

So a little over a week ago, Georgia Tech had one of the biggest victories it’s had in 20 years when they beat then #4 Virginia Tech. Prior to the matchup, VT free safety Kam Chancellor decided that it would be a good idea to announce that he knew exactly how to stop the Georgia Tech option offense just by reading the blocking schemes. Unfortunately for Kam, everyone picked up on his comments, and ESPN ended up embarrassing him by showing a little highlight montage of Mr. Chancellor getting owned on several plays by the Yellow Jackets. Not a peep was made last week about anything being amiss, because, shockingly, Georgia Tech won the game, fair and square.

Fast forward to today, after Georgia Tech travelled up to Virginia and beat the Cavaliers on the road for the first time in 19 years, and Miami found a way to lose to Clemson at home. Georgia Tech now sits alone atop the ACC Coastal, with the circular tie breaker no longer an issue. Virginia Tech has decided that in the clear light of losing all hope of going to a BCS bowl, that some of those blocks on Kam weren’t legit, and at least four of them were illegal chop blocks.

Chancellor was credited with exactly zero solo tackles. He did however manage 9 assists, likely coming from jumping on piles after the play was already done.

Somehow I have a difficult time believing that it took them over a week of analyzing film to come to that conclusion. Also, it’s not very likely that ACC officials would ever make calls or non-calls against the conference’s best hope for a national title. While I understand that officials miss calls, and there have been some pretty heinous ones, crying to the press because your golden boy couldn’t make a single tackle makes you look kind of pathetic.

Something else that makes me giggle a little bit, VT’s Secondary Coach Torrian Gray said it was “definitely unfair” that ESPN singled out Chancellor. Waaaaaaa!

Bill Bellicheck feeling slighted

Retired linebacker Junior Seau is returning to play for the New England Patriots possibly as early as this Sunday against the Tennessee Titans. Seau has taken the oh-so surprising route many other athletes have taken lately in filming his own show “Sports jobs with Junior Seau”. The show is set to debut in early December. Some of you may think this sounds familiar, well thats because it does. Junior was retired LAST year and came out of retirement to play the remaining four games of the season with the Patriots. This fall he did come out and say that he would be willing to return (again) this season but only if it was with the New England Patriots. Coach Bill Belichick was quoted in saying “We don’t have anything to say about it”, when asked about Seau’s reported signing during a conference call Tuesday afternoon. While I think Bellicheck is unimpressed with Junior’s waivering stability, he has little choice with a lack of depth that has been apparent at the linebacker position this year for the Patriots who have been hit hard with injuries early on in the season.

Does anyone get the feeling that Junior Seau and Brett Favre hang out? Because I think if you were to flip open Favre’s cell phone you’d see  his T-Mobile “Fave 5″: 1. Adrian Peterson    2. The devil     3. Wranglers CEO    4. Eric Mangini (too soon!?)    5. Junior Seau

U(sic)GA Baseball Player Nabbed by a Copper

Here’s news for ya, a U(sic)GA baseball player was arrested around 1:00 AM Saturday morning on “alcohol related charges.” Evidently a patrolling officer caught Levi Hyams, age 20, climbing over a fence at the Campus Transit facility. Here’s the awesome thing about this story, the kid gave the cop his fake ID, and said he was someone else. Idiot. Then again, I suppose that’s a given, seeing as he goes to Georgia (sorry Jenna, I still love you.)

Hyams was charged with underage possession of alcohol, giving false information, and possession of fraudulent ID. I’m not sure what he was doing climbing fences at the Campus Transit facility, but evidently that’s not an issue. U(sic)GA’s baseball coach, David Perno, declined to comment, and Hyams’ indiscretion will be handled in-house (read: he won’t be punished, but the arresting officer probably will be.)

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It’s Probation Time Again Y’all

Tonight the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets take on the Climpson Tahgers in Bobby Dodd Stadium at Historic Grant Field. It’s been a short week for both teams with a Thursday game following the Saturday opener. Advantage: Georgia Tech. The White and Gold of Paul Johnson’s team will be in predominantly white tonight as it’s the now annual White Out game in Atlanta. The game promises to be a big draw for Climpson as well, so expect plenty of probate orange mixed in the crowd tonight.

The Tahgers have their work cut out for them going up against an option attack that has managed to keep most opponents off balance. And with only four days to prepare for an offense that’s unfamiliar, this could get messy. Oh, and this time last season, Dabo Swinney was coaching WRs.

As for anyone who says that a year of film full of Georgia Tech’s option could be a hindrance to their success this year, Paul Johnson’s been using the same offense his entire career. This is the man who took Navy into South Bend and beat Notre Dame with the option. Oh and won two national titles with I-AA Georgia Southern. The film is definitely out there and has been.

Malignaggi Got Bent Over…By the Judges

Last night, Pauli Malignaggi took on Houston’s native son Juan Diaz at the Toyota Center. Prior to the fight, Malignaggi questioned whether or not he would get a fair shake considering the deck seemed to be stacked against him. The fight took place in Texas, a state that’s not exactly known for hosting fair fights. Add to that the fact that two of the judges were Texans, with some highly questionable bouts to their record, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster. Gayle Van Hoy and Raul Caiz have been, let’s say, “lenient” in fights involving Texas natives. Most notable is the Chris John/Rocky Juarez fight, which Caiz and Van Hoy laughably scored a draw. Van Hoy, evidently a touch pissed at being called out in public for being a shady asshole decided to score Magic Man/Baby Bull a fully ridiculous 118-110 in favor of Diaz. Needless to say, Malignaggi didn’t take kindly to the unanimous decision.

Pauli, in the post fight interview, let loose with the expletives, calling out the entire sport of boxing,  saying “Boxing is full of shit. I used to love this sport.” I have to agree with him there, there was really no chance that Diaz was going to lose in his home state. It’s really sad that the judges could rob him of a victory in what was such an entertaining fight.

Ochocinco is Winning My Heart

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Ok, I may be one of the few out there that likes my NFL players to be way off their  rocker, but I’m kinda starting to love Chad, call me Esteban, Ochocinco. I follow his tweets, I watch him on Hard Knocks, I’m even considering watching his Ustream (but I won’t because “Ustream” sounds dirty to me.)

So how excited am I that #85 was kicking as well as receiving last night? Color me thrilled. Especially since the game was against the Patriots, whom I absolutely loathe, and because Ochocinco’s extra point was what won the game for the Bengals.

Chipper Didn’t Actually Kill the Guy

A body was found on the property of fan favorite/bane of my existence Chipper Jones Thursday morning. The man was a Mexican national who likely entered the country illegally. Unfortunately for him, temperatures in Texas have been over 100 degrees for 83 days and counting. Also, the Double Dime ranch (lame) is 10,000 acres, it’s not like the family reaches every part of the property everyday.

Any chance this story contributed to Chipper’s error last night? Come on, we all know he makes excuses.

Brett Favre “Any questions?”

Did Brett Favre really think that he could come back from retirement AGAIN, while I am on vacation?! Did he think I wouldnt notice? Brett Favre opened up his press conference today after signing a 2 year/$25 million dollar contract with the Vikings. If i were allowed in that press conference (which would be doubtful considering my several threats to his life) I would have said “Yeah I have a question, WHAT THE FUCK? Are you sure? Really?”. He walked on stage looking older than ever, and I will never doubt his ability to play but at some point you have to ask yourself, is the juice worth the squeeze? Is bringing back a 39 year old quarterback really more beneficial than recruiting a rookie quarterback? I just cannot see the team dynamics working out here. As a Minnesota fan, I have no idea how to cheer for my team with him leading it. And if I were a Packer fan I would feel equally betrayed. Nary a cheesehead will be pleased with his decision and I am sure the coaches at Green Bay are upset that after their deal with the Jets last year, Favre still ended up going with a rival NFC team. Side note: During the conference he mentioned that his daughter wanted him to win one more super bowl, and he said “well why didnt you tell me that before!?”. I have no words for this.
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Brett Favre, Seriously. Stop.

Everybody remember a few weeks back when Brett Favre was really gonna hang it up this time? When he didn’t have anything else to give to the game and all that? Fast forward to today.

Evidently he of many faux retirements has decided to sign with the Vikings today and “we may know something by dinner.” Great, I’ve suddenly lost my appetite. It seems like number 4 really just didn’t want to go to training camp. Because he’s a huge pansy. Cute. ESPN is also reporting that Favre will start this weekend.

Ya know, I wish I could lie to all of America, call retirement, blow off important training in my job, and walk back in without a care in the world.

The Raiders Continue to be a Mess

Reports are coming out today that the head coach of the Oakland Raiders physically assaulted an assistant coach on August 5, possibly breaking his jaw. Class-y.

Head coach Tom Cable allegedly punched defensive assistant Randy Hanson in the face while Hanson was having a conversation with John Marshall, the defensive coordinator. Hanson never saw it coming.

Police were contacted by staff at Queen of the Valley hospital, as is procedure when injuries could be the result of an assault. Hanson has thus far refused to press charges, and the matter is considered closed.